This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
| Cookie | Duration | Description |
|---|---|---|
| cookielawinfo-checkbox-analytics | 11 months | This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Analytics". |
| cookielawinfo-checkbox-functional | 11 months | The cookie is set by GDPR cookie consent to record the user consent for the cookies in the category "Functional". |
| cookielawinfo-checkbox-necessary | 11 months | This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookies is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Necessary". |
| cookielawinfo-checkbox-others | 11 months | This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Other. |
| cookielawinfo-checkbox-performance | 11 months | This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Performance". |
| viewed_cookie_policy | 11 months | The cookie is set by the GDPR Cookie Consent plugin and is used to store whether or not user has consented to the use of cookies. It does not store any personal data. |
Too bad the poster totally gives away the plot. It will obviously be about Mario helping Princess Peach fix her kingdom’s plumbing after she cut corners and hired cheap labour from the Koopa Kingdom
I don’t know. Im not a fan of Illuminations. They and bloomhouse are the two movie studios that literally go for the “Cheapest to Produce, big in box office” aproach. Im not a fan of their writing either. And don’t anybody dare to cry “its a kids movie”. That shouldn’t be a reason for corporate greed, bad writing and cinematic failuire.
TL;DR Hope Nintendo is keeping Illuminations on a tight leash like a dog
Side note, I know “Only in theatres” means the movie won’t be on streaming at release.
But when you follow it by a date, it reads more as “It’ll only be in theatres on that exact day, don’t miss it”
Not gonna lie, that actually looks sick-
Mario has no ass
Peach’s gardening must be a damn nightmare. If it’s been too wet you just slide down.
if there is no Mario odyssey dinosaur 0/10 Rotten tomatoes
Now I’m predicting they’re going to make this movie like Detective Pikachu: take a game world millions of people love, and show your main character living in it. We’ll have Mario walking through the busy streets of the Mushroom Kingdom, trying to establish a living world around the setting.
The music box is an antique kek
B…B…But they had a live action one all in Italian!
I only see one brother in this poster.
Ugh….as dumb as it sounds, I need to hear Pratt do the voice. We have decades of Martinet’s voice and it’s what my brain expects. Then add in Hollywood has a high probability of messing up game related films.
I loathe they pay “famous” people for animation films as if it adds anything beyond a name on a poster. Currently I will plan on passing until I hear Mario speak as it’s all my brain will focus on is how wrong it sounds.
please don’t suck please don’t suck please don’t suck
Hopefully they don’t make toads the new minions.
Where’s Luigi 🙁
I bet there won’t be a single actual plumbing scene. Amateurs.
Honestly it makes me satisfied that they’ve at least captured to aesthtics of Mario really well. Now all that’s left to see is the actual writing itself
This looks far less Minion-y than I expected
Hell yeah it comes out on my birthday
I never wanted to play a movie poster so badly
I can see nothing going wrong with this
This is pretty cool. But not Chris Pratt Cool
Clearly a giant sword is going to fall on the castle, separating the islands and sending Mario tumbling down into an RPG….
Love the antique store with the 8bit style items.
Diminished Gluteal Syndrome. Don’t worry Mario, there is a support group for your condition. Ask Hank Hill.
Does this remind anyone of SMG2? (Super Mario Galaxy)
Please be a proper adventure movie and not just a gag/meme reel.
I hope the plot includes Luigi saving the day by doing nothing.
I haven’t seen anything about this other than Pratt memes and up until this very moment I thought it was live action for no reason. My day is ruined.
OH MY GOD I WAS NOT HYPED UNTIL THIS
please dont suck….
Now I really want to hear a Chris Pratt Mario
First, Detective Pikachu, then two Sonic movies, now this?
The Smash Bros. Cinematic Universe is coming along nicely.
Since people (toads) in this world get around via pipes. Is being a plumber the equivalent of being say a civil engineer in this world?
I didn’t trust Illumination to make this movie look good based on what I have seen from them in the past. This still looks amazing and super faithful to the Mario style, so there’s one concern out of the way.
I’m dying to hear what the vocal performances sound like. I really hate how big budget animated films get cast with a bunch of big name stars instead of voice actors nowadays. I can’t picture how Chris Pratt is gonna work for this role, but I hope I’m pleasantly surprised.
I love that the antique store sells all the 8-Bit items in this 3D world
This is probably what a Mario game would look like with PS5 hardware
Is this the one with Chris Pratt? I totally thought it was gonna be live action. I was wondering how they were gonna make him look like Mario.
Antiques? Is this poster calling me old?
What?! They aren’t shooting for a March 10th release date?!?
Someone in marketing has dropped the ball.