Official new poster for ‘Orphan : First Kill’
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I hope the film is better than the photoshopped poster.
Wait. This is real?
Girl…
I dont even know how to feel about this movie and plot.
But this poster is some rushed whacky pew paow
She’s 25 now, how is she playing that role, hahaha.
Is this what people look like?
I’m sorry – is that Valerie Bertinelli?
Poor Julia Stiles and her habit of having evil children
This seems unnecessary. Wasn’t the draw with the original the twist?
They should make another one in 15 years.
This is fucking hilarious
Fuck, why can’t they just put an actor’s name right next to his/her face on the posters???!!!!!
Why the fuck does it have to be above another actor???
If there’s a certian arrengement of the names that should be followed, then re-arrange their faces on the poster respectively for fucks sake!!!
Why is it so difficult for the imbecilic poster designers to understand?
You ever notice how sometimes on movie posters it’s like they intentionally misalign the actor’s names to the corresponding actors? What’s the reason for this
Looks like a straight to DVD cover
r/badposters
Did Dall E make this?
omg did they give this to the design intern?
Man, I miss the gorgeous painted posters of the 80s. They made even bad movies look good. This poster looks horrible.
Is /r/badphotoshop still a thing?
Edit – yep, it is.
Such a shitty movie. They really think the prequel was needed?
Hahaha wow that is some laughably bad photoshop.
I like to think that whoever designed this poster did it shitty on purpose as a joke because they got forced to design a poster for a movie they didn’t care about lmao
Marketing material like this is always a stark reminder that somebody got paid to make this. You could get better results on fiverr.
Um is this poster a joke lmao