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Statue is the luckiest sob in the world
Can you get pink eye in your pussy?
I think it moved
This is the moment silver men train for
It’s rough being a statue these days. You’re either getting vandalized or molested.
That statue has probably gotten more action than all of reddit.
“Girls just want to have fun”
Yeast infection in three, two…
The thing I’m wondering is who is the creeper who’s filming them from hiding.
This looks like a fun group of ladies
It would be funny if it was truly a hidden camera show and it had a mechanism that made it start jizzing and moaning.
That’s where you’re wrong I have zero friends
I’m assuming everyone is goggling bronze body paint?
r/whyweretheyfilming
Why does this statue exist? Where is this?
Putting a permanent camera over that could be the next taxi cab confessions
“… and that’s how I met your mother”
That’s how statue genitalia gets broken so future generations can’t enjoy the D
r/trashy
Try reversing the genders
What’s so funny about [Biggus Dickus](https://youtu.be/iQkQAU9iU7I?t=33)?
There’s a bronze statue of indigenous people in Africa at the field museum in Chicago with shiny tiddies. The funny thing about bronze is that the untouched parts get oxidized and turn darker, while the ones touched by skin and remain moistened by our oils in our skin keep it shiny.
I thought the “friend” mentioned in the caption was the guy who pretended to be a statue
I was waiting that whole time for it to be someone pretending to be a statue
If we are to be true to the roman/Greek iconography, we can assume this warrior was not virtuous at all, and was most likely discharged from service. Why? Exactly for the same reason all ancient statues have small penisses: because the heroes were supposed to be calm and collected, which meant never having an erection at an improper time. That’s the same reason why, on Greek jars, often old people, enemies or robbers are depicted with enormous erect penisses