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If that dude becomes more red he would be a stop sign.
Fat Sticks!
Hey look, It’s Burnt Chrysler
Still have not found him funny
Getting drunk and taking shirt off ≠ comedy.
Burt is a moron. Remember that people. Drinking at a level that Burt does can’t be offset by eating healthy and exercising 2 times a week. He is a 49 year old man who looks like he is going to be dead in the next 5 years.
If he wants to keep himself healthy enough to drink, maybe he should lighten up on the 2 litres of kool-aid he drinks a day
EDIT: 4 Liters!
On a recent episode of Something is Burning he tells out loud how he has been shaking all morning and couldn’t wait to drink as he prepares two. That and how he describes having high level of anxiety about dying are some signs of Advance alcoholism.
Can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning.
Every alcoholic ever says the same thing to themselves every day.
What’s interesting is that he only talks about the beginning of the drinking session but not the end, or of the consequences.
Dead man walking
Other comedians, Bill Burr, Tom Segura, Joe Rogan, Whitney Cummings, Ryan Sickler, Bobby Lee, all the ones that interact with him on a weekly/monthly basis? Are enabling this behavior. Segura especially. The guy is killing himself. He’s an alcoholic. He jokes that he has “no power on stopping” unless he really dedicates himself to it. He’s indulgent on too many things and have no self control. He one time said the only way he can lose weight is if he doesn’t drink, eats dinner, and takes a valium so he falls asleep and doesn’t eat/drink again.
We are watching someone continuously redline themselves. Apparently he threw up on the front or out front of his tour bus recently and he brags that the video hasn’t somehow made it online.
I stopped listening to the Two Bears Podcast as a result. After two years, the guy has made 0% of self improvement.
Check out ‘John B Keane On Drink’ on YT. Fucking brilliant.
This video will have a date born and date died on it at some point.
Well get on a fucking diet he looks like he’s a bout to have heart disease!
Who is that?
It’s all about moderation as you get older.
THE MACHINE!!!
What he’s describing sounds like a prison
This dude for sure is in love with his drink, you can tell from how romantic he talks about it.
I agree with the sentiment whole heartedly but I think old burt is a little beyond keeping his body healthy eh?
He shouldn’t have made drinking such a big part of his shtick
“I should speak at AA meetings…”
LOL
Spoken like a true alcoholic.
Healthy food and exercise doesn’t shield the liver from excessive alcohol numb nuts
quitted abaaut two years ago. Little bit idiotic all that drinking habits/
Is this just sad to anyone else? Sounds like a 20 year old frat boy but he’s 50 with 2 kids
**I AM THE MACHINE**
Dude is a hardcore alcoholic.
It’s comforting to joke about it. I was saying exactly the same thing until my last drink 85 days ago. It’s so much better on the other side.
Those who drink to forget never forget to drink.
I love that man but damn do I worry about his health sometimes lol
A man of culture there
Yeah that’s called alcoholism.
Not gonna lie, one of the main reasons I only drink socially, never more than three days in a row and take multiple weeks off every couple of months is that I love to have a drink. And I never want to have to go through the process of becoming an alcoholic and then sober, only to never be able to touch a drink again because of relapse. I stay sober now so I can drink in the future.
That ending though – “I should speak at AA meetings” LOL 😂
Fat drunk piece of shit! (I’m a fan btw)
Imagine loving alcohol as much as this dude and STILL choosing to drink Jack Daniels 🤢
, I give my self breaks from drinking alcohol. I do this 3 times a year where I will not drink alcohol for one month. I also don’t drink everyday I do it on special occasions.
The main reason is because I like alcohol and I want to keep doing it, where it does not hurt me or someone I love. I want to keep it under control and I want to make sure it does not control me.
I have seen friends who drink everyday or drink to much where they now can’t drink because it could kill then.
If you think alcohol is controlling you, stop your self for a month and if you find out that you can’t, then I’ll suggest to get help because only bad things will happen if alcohol is controlling your life.
ITS THE MACHINE
Good for him. I loved drinking but had to quit because it was starting to screw up my life. Luckily I was able to quit easily. For some people it’s hard and for some it’s simply impossible to quit. I saw some raggedy looking guys sitting on the sidewalk spraying a bottle of Lysol into a jug of water and drinking it.
Anyway my point is that if you love to drink and you can do it without it turning your life to crap, I take vicarious satisfaction that you are enjoying alcohol, and it eases the feeling of inconvenience I have regarding my own inability to do the same.
That’s what alcoholism looks like