My Max Payne 3 statue is slowly entering bullet time mode
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Hahaha.
Did you know that MP3 has multiplayer and is still played on PC?
heer heee
He a smooth criminal
I’m not an ankle scientist, but I don’t think that’s how they work
It’s Payne!
Likely charging his meter…
As someone who owns dozens of expensive anime figurines, this is my fear. I still display them freely on the bookshelf, but some of them worry me because of how they’re posing/supported
I’ve seen these figures a bunch on eBay and they almost always are pimp leaning like this, I think it’s just a defect in the design
He looks like he could use a V8!
Why would you enter bullet time with a gun that’s clearly empty?
I still have the bullet Keychain that came with that statue in the special edition on my Keychain.
This has happened to mine too! Wonder if it’s just some sort of defect?
*the slow fall of max payne*
Does this come into contact with sunlight?
If you’re careful you might be able to go through the bottom and slowly insert a paperclip into each leg to provide stability
Played this again on pc recently after having not touched it since the 360 days.
So fucking good, best 3rd person shooter I’ve ever played from a mechanical point of view. The constant cutscenes suck, but I couldn’t get enough of the shooting.
Its the scratches the “John Wick” itch better than any game has.
The Michael Jackson lean ….kinda
it’s like my truck. after 400,000 miles, it pulls a bit to the left.
Love how dusty he is
Is this a Michael Jackson version? Any hee hee’s in the chat?
Lupino ain’t here, but he says “bye”
Max Payne 2: The (Very Slow) Fall of Max Payne
Hee hee motherfucker
Max ankle pain by the looks of it.
I had this statue too and it did the exact same thing. I thought maybe it was heat from the sun since it was displayed near a window.
Michelle are you okay? Are you okay Michelle?
old but gold:
german lyrics in video info.
I was hit by a car in a parking lot. My right leg had a second knee on that bent for minute similar to this.
Looks like he invented a new yoga move. I remember a joke:
“Why did Max Payne 3 decide to take up yoga?
Because he heard that mastering the art of slow-motion movements could help him perfect his “bullet time” dodges even further!”
entering bullet time, in bullet time.
Sun damage thats what you get for leaving it in front of a window
Lmaooo