Why does this look like a Jason Bourne movie with dinosaurs in it?
I have a feeling this is gonna get pretty dumb. They’re going to try to come up with some explanation as to how they can solve the greater problem of dinosaurs roaming freely around the world and it’s going to be something that either doesn’t make any sense or it does make sense but it’s cheesy as hell.
I love the concept, I’ve always wanted to see what would happen if Jurassic Park went really wrong and humans had to adjust to living side by side with dinosaurs. But…I’m not sure this is it. The trailer looks like an unoriginal rehash of the last few movies.
Two trailers in and I still have no idea what this movie is about. Is it about dinosaurs leading humanity to extinction? Or humanity doing so? Or it’s just about Chris Pratt searching for a dino baby for 2+ hours with legacy characters and me screaming “i remember this!”?
I gotta be honest, even though previous Jurassic Worlds didn’t capture the magic of the original, child in me loves seeing dinosaurs in movies so I will be watching this one as well.
Meh…
There are dinosaurs on the loose all over the world, and this dudes out in town on a scooter
I know that producers’ expectation is “Avengers: Endgame” but it think in reality, it is gonna be “SW: The Rise of Skywalker”
Christ Pratt holding his fucking hands up to calm dinosaurs down…. remember when Jurassic Park was good and holding your hand up resulted in [this](https://m0.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/12113746/Jackson.jpg)?
They are really leaning hard on the whole “Chris-Pratt-keeping-dinos-at-arm’s-lenght” pose.
That bit at the end with the dino popping through the window at Chris Pratt was straight out of Dino Crisis…
“See? Not so bad.” followed by… something bad.
Fuck you, you dumb writer!
God, these modern Jurassic movies are as stupid as Transformers movies.
Anyone notice the parallels between the Fantastic Beasts and Jurassic World franchises?
First one: Nothing groundbreaking but decent fun.
Second one: Utter trash.
Third one: Better than the second (low bar), but overall leaves the audience unsatisfied.
I’m sorry, but that random person just getting eaten whole by a dinosaur was so jarring and silly that I couldn’t help but laugh.
This movie is either gonna be stupid fun like Jurassic Park 3 or just stupid.
Watch this trailer again and count how many different characters hold their hand out in front of their body…I lost count
Why does this look like a Jason Bourne movie with dinosaurs in it?
I have a feeling this is gonna get pretty dumb. They’re going to try to come up with some explanation as to how they can solve the greater problem of dinosaurs roaming freely around the world and it’s going to be something that either doesn’t make any sense or it does make sense but it’s cheesy as hell.
This looks absolutely horrible.
The plot of the original movie and book was about playing God. Trying to control something we have no control over.
This looks like a stupid Fast and Furious movie.
I have my ticket for opening night IMAX.
“You made a promise… to a dinosaur…?”
That about sums up my feelings towards this movie.
I love the concept, I’ve always wanted to see what would happen if Jurassic Park went really wrong and humans had to adjust to living side by side with dinosaurs. But…I’m not sure this is it. The trailer looks like an unoriginal rehash of the last few movies.
Two trailers in and I still have no idea what this movie is about. Is it about dinosaurs leading humanity to extinction? Or humanity doing so? Or it’s just about Chris Pratt searching for a dino baby for 2+ hours with legacy characters and me screaming “i remember this!”?
I sighed when Pratt befriended a raptor (JW).
I eye-rolled when the same raptor recognized the danger of an ongoing gas leak and an electrical fire (JW:FK).
But Pratt explaining to that raptor that he’s going to get its child back is too fucking stupid for any action at all.
I gotta be honest, even though previous Jurassic Worlds didn’t capture the magic of the original, child in me loves seeing dinosaurs in movies so I will be watching this one as well.
Pratt’s kid referencing the baby dino…
“You look just like your mother.”
Of course it fucking does, you lunchbox.
Jeff Goldblum waves a torch! Laura Dern takes off her glasses! Just like they did in the original! Member?
It’s so weird seeing the original cast spouting modern day blockbuster dialogue
I don’t feel like those youtube comments are real, they are way too positive for how weird this film looks.
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It’s so sad watching this and thinking how amazing the original Jurassic Park was. How to ruin a movie that never needed a bunch of sequels.
Please stop, it’s already dead 😔😔
Who knew all you needed to do to stop a dinosaur from attacking was hood out your hand. How many lives could have been saved in the long grass?
I appreciate that this trailer didn’t give me the slightest hint that movie will be anything other than complete shit.
So dumb.
“THEY SWIM NOW??!!”
“They swim now!”
This is beyond stupid. They are trying to portray dinosaurs like motherufcking kaiju destroying the earth…
Just shoot them with something bigger than 9mm ffs….
This looks so bad.
Reading all the YouTube comments about how amazing this looks and how its giving people chills…. we definitely live in a simulation.
Trailer 2 only confirms that this movie will be really stupid. Continuing the recurring theme in the Jurassic World movies.
Fallen Kingdom was shit, I’m almost certain this will be shit as well.