That’s because you put that shit on when it was damp, lay on the bed, suck your ribs in, put a coat hanger in the loop in the zipper and zip them up. They would dry so tight, like a second skin. No Spandex, no Lycra, no elastics of any kind in the jeans of the 80’s. (Therefore no ass) We suffered.
That’s why when Parachute Pants came out, as dumb as they looked, they made our asses look great and they were semi-comfortable. ….. and then came Hammer Pants ….
My dad and his buddy were the creative team behind that entire print ad line. My stepmom still has some of the original photos, and laminated versions of the ads.
Not an ass in sight.
Its from before they invented butts
True ball busters
r/OldSchoolHorny
That’s because you put that shit on when it was damp, lay on the bed, suck your ribs in, put a coat hanger in the loop in the zipper and zip them up. They would dry so tight, like a second skin. No Spandex, no Lycra, no elastics of any kind in the jeans of the 80’s. (Therefore no ass) We suffered.
That’s why when Parachute Pants came out, as dumb as they looked, they made our asses look great and they were semi-comfortable. ….. and then came Hammer Pants ….
Edit- word. Paragraph line.
I remember when those were popular.
My dad and his buddy were the creative team behind that entire print ad line. My stepmom still has some of the original photos, and laminated versions of the ads.