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Jedi Tiger King
Go on, git!
“I’m going to Shabooms!”
“Cal Cletus strong in the ways of Busch Light and domestic violence you are”
It’s a ginger Danny McBride!
“Well, Hell Ricky. I was high when I said that.”
When Cal learns that Merrin is, in fact, his long lost sister.
Dadgum ole’ jedi path man
I want a mullet!
Cleedus Kestis is here to save the day!
Is that Danny McBride?
They tik er sperce jerbs!
*EASTBOUND AND DOOOWWWN!*
He’s no quitter!
He’s going to take the Jedi job until he makes it back into professional baseball!
Space Hick.
What emitter is on your smaller unused saber?
“Sweet Home Alderaan intensifies”
Baseball players are the real jedi.
That there’s a MOTHERFUCKIN FORCE *RANGER*!
FUCKIN FORCE RANGER!
I AIN’T NO STRANGER!
THAT RIGHT THERE,
IS A FORCE FUCKIN RANGER!
Wanna disguise yourself so that no one realizes you’re a warrior zealot? Mullet and a handlebar mustache.
Joedi Dirt
What’s wrong black lung
Cal probably
Cletus misses his Sister!
“What would you do if you had a million credits?”
“I’ll tell you what I’d do, man. Two Twi’leks at the same time, man.”
Cals eastbound and down
My bro is playing as Chuck Norris and it’s pretty great.
Cal Dirt.
Got dayum Sith ruinin our country taken er jerbs
I never knew I wanted more red necks in Star Wars until now
Why don’t you use some of them?
I just equipped those along with the white training shirt and the pants with chaps but in blue. Cal Kleetus is looking good.
Kenny Powers?
Kenny fucking powers
Small spoiler ahead –
>! Once you unlock the crossguard style you can get an achievement for dropkicking an enemy while wearing the mullet !<
Danny McBride looking ass
Kenny Powers = I’m a professional Jedi, not just the best at working out.