
I’ve submitted a DNA test as I suspect I’m half stormtrooper
I’ve submitted a DNA test as I suspect I’m half stormtrooper
by u/Stuf404 in gaming
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This was painful to watch
Brilliant..needed a chuckle. The title and vid together are genius đ
I felt that, it’s like every PVP battle I’ve ever had.
Nah no way your a stormtroopers, HE might be tho
At least you got the kill
What were you hoping to achieve from that spray xD
I was playing Fallen Order the other day and was a bit confused when a Stormtrooper tried to lunge at me with his blaster rifle while I had a lightsaber in hand. Now I understand.
Have you tried dropping the aim sensitivity down a bit? I do that for some games and I find it really helps me.
Me too .. me too
at least they put skill-based matchmaking back in…
Your sensitivity is way too high lol
This is just me trying play Siege
Halo: infinite just sucks
Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Clearly missed.
Shots 10-11: Very close, but clearly missed.
Shot 12: Likely didn’t actually fire because you clearly missed.
Of course I know him. He’s me.
I appreciate how you went so long between hits that his shield regenerated. đ
Damn, what’s the term for impressed but in a negative way? Not aggressive way, more like “existence is futile” way.
You guys might even be siblings. God damn.
Do you have your sensitivity cranked all the way up?
Worst part is that he missed 99% of his “SHOTGUN” shots.
That’s why I hated killcam sometimes.
“God, I was so close! I missed them by like an inch!”
*Killcam shows me unload into the wall and floor a good five feet away*
“Well. Shit.”
Nah bro, at that point just turn around and walk away
How’d you get footage of me playing destiny 2?!
Luckily, you were up against a full blooded motherfucker.
The stormtrooper meets the bot
This is just 2 guys jumping at eachother.
The difference is a stormtrooper was intending to miss their target, you’re just bad
Yeah, you might be. I’m pretty inconsistent with my aim, sometimes i’m great and I surprise myself other times i’m utter garbage and a shame to our entire species.
The other guy is that other half.
Have you thought about a career in games journalism?
Few design notes:
Bullets fly like they are shot from a nerf blaster, not an actual gun, freaking slow. It looks like you can even outrun bullets.
FoV is just pathetic, like looking through a tube.
Man, either Caboose has lost his touch or Donut has gotten really good.
Smooth out your movements bud! Relax! I can tell how tense you were just from watching that
I can sense through the screen that your sensitivity is too high
Yeah… half…
Weâve all been there.
Turn your sensitivity down on your mouse, your overreacting when you move.
You’re both equally bad. Might be related
I’ve had moments like that where we’ve both stopped after a bit, crouched at each other, and gone our separate ways.
I’d just retire from gaming mate.
Half? More like 100%
Turn down your fucking sensitivity no wonder you can’t aim for shit.
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast. Take an extra moment to line up that headshot next time. You got this!
Like everyone is saying, please lower your sensitivity. I think you’ll enjoy the game more.