It’s half past hen, time to break out your favorite chicken sayings
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It’s half past hen, time to break out your favorite chicken sayings
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Get strapped or get tapped
SAY CLUCK AGAIN MUTHA FUCKA, I DARE YA!
Chicken can fly
the chicken:
tell me punk, do you feel clucky
Pluck you, buddy.
This PSA [brought to you by the Royal Australian Arrillery.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War)
Ya Australia even lost a war to them
Warning: Fowl Language
Fowl content. Viewers discretion advised.
See you in pieces now be deceased.
Link: I know
One word: Emu
cock with a glock
Us Aussies learned the hard way
This is funny both because of and in spite of the low effort photoshop! 😆
Peace was never an option
Flock around and find out
SURPRISE MOTHERCLUCKER!
Chickens arent flightless.
Chickens can fly
He only chooses violence
This is funny
This explains the cucco’s in Zelda
Ostriches don’t even need a weapon to fuck you up.
Why do people think Chickens can’t fly?
To the people saying chickens can’t fly. They get their wings clipped also the abomination meat chicken is to fat to really fly.
The Kiwi is not in the image because he is right behind you.
This doesn’t even include the most dangerous flightless bird, the [Cassowary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ4GaMiFFs8) which often attacks humans just because it can.
[Cassowaries](https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/apr/14/cassowary-attack-giant-bird-kills-owner-in-florida-after-he-fell) are no joke.
Don’t fuck with the cassowarys