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“We’re engaged!!!”
And concussed
But what about the rest of the song?
All jokes aside congratulations
Congrats to them, I’d say they will be sore in the morning, drink always makes you feel invincible until it wears off.
“So how did she propose?!!”
“She goldburg’d TF out of me.”
Such style and class
We’ll, they were looking for something dumb to do.
Story- “She engaged to me during karaoke”
And they said romance was dead
RANDY SHE SAID YES AND OH MY GOD SHE GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE SUPLEX
And then we got escorted off the premises. Those DJ’s are really protective of their mics
Security guy like, dammit please don’t be too drunk and make me look like the bad guy. Getting up? Okay phew.
And on the next episode of How I Concussed Your Mother…
Even Lesbians can be cringe like straight couples now. This is true equality!
And kids this is how I beat you mother.
*In Ted Mosby’s voice*
We’ll they found something dumb to do.
That security guy was so tired of their shit lmao
Security was having none of their shit. Also never propose to someone who may not remember it the next morning.
Awww they really fell for each other
By the look on their face, they will be telling the story separately,.
What a great first date
oh shit. this is white girl wasted?
r/unexpected
Hot take. They’re not gay and they do this all the time. Happens in every college town
A beautiful story to tell their grandchildren one day…
Crazy how bars will serve you alcohol to the point that you’re falling over, and as soon as you fall over they kick you out with no care in the world
Dude her nose is bleeding lmfao her new fiancé is squeezing her and she’s Iike dying 😭😭😭
Girl 1: Marry me!
Girl 2: Ok!
Girl 1: It’s rasslin’ time!
This is beautifully chaotic! No one will forget this! Fuck yeah! So damn sweet
Based on the few lesbian couples I have met, they probably met earlier that night
Bruh people be like “Wtf why the manager giving them shit” when they just seen a chick fall off the stage flat onto her back with the weight of another person on top of them and possibly cracked her head on a stool on the way down. Manager didn’t care about the scene they made, they were just worried she had head trauma.
Security guy seems to be tired of this shit
Something tells me they’re not gonna make it.
remember that time we got trashed and sang karaoke and I proposed to you and we laughed and then we fell off stage and then you got a concussion because I landed on you and you whacked your head on a barstool and then the bouncer had to help us up and I laughed some more while you were asking where you were and then we got kicked out remember that??
Nope. I do not.
Wait this is in r/funny and not r/aww?
>proposer drunkenly falls over
Ahhhhhhh
And that kids, is how I broke your mother
r/lostredditors