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I’m finna steal


I’m finna steal



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48 Comments

  • RSwordsman

    “Do it for real” is the dumbest argument ever and is hardly worth more than an “Ok, Boomer” response. But memes are good too.

  • ParadiseValleyFiend

    I can’t wait to delete my download of sim city 4 so I can go out and completely mismanage a real city to the point of total destruction.

  • Pehrgryn

    I’m sad that I can only upvote this once. People who say that crap piss me off.

    “Yeah, okay, I’ll do it for real. Now, where’s the portal gun and the magic spells? What? There aren’t any in real life? Then, shut the fuck up and leave me to my hobby! Good day, sir!

    I said, good day!”

  • LockeEsperFire3

    If I could join a guild and hunt monsters with swords and magic, I would in a heartbeat.

    I’ve never really had fun playing any game that mimicked real life things. I fucking hate reality. Why on earth would I spend my free time pretending in this shitty reality.

  • h0tnredy4dAddy

    Do you watch movies and tv shows about fighting? Instead JOIN A Jiu Jitsu or boxing gym. Saving Private Ryan? Walk down and ENLIST AS A MARINE. Sports movies? Go OUTSIDE AND PLAY SPORTS 🏈 with people. Don’t be a couch warrior. DO IT FOR REAL ( like your great great grandpa did).

  • ItsYaBoiTavino34

    I’d love to do this in the real world, but unfortunately screaming “motherlode” doesn’t give me fifty grand, It gives me a noise complaint

  • megapuffranger

    Hmm well I enjoy Mortal Kombat, I guess I can join a martial arts school.

    *punches someone so hard their skull caves in, pulls out a sword and impales them through the eye, calls forth my shadow doppelgänger to drag them into the abyss then teleport them from 10 ft high, jump and land on their spine, then freeze their upper body and punches a hole straight through them and grab their beating heart*

    Hey this is more fun!

  • Mapletables

    Like your grandpa did? Is this dude literally admitting he didn’t do shit either but expects the next generation to act like his parents?

  • kingofbreakers

    My favorite part of this is that martial arts people are fucking nerds.

    My girlfriend and I have done bjj/kickboxing/etc for years and the scariest dudes to roll with are all either fighting game or shooter or DnD FUCKING NERDS.

  • WhiteFox1992

    I only understand this argument for realistic sports games and some board/card games like solitaire.

    Like even going with Call of Duty, how am I meant to in real life get shot 5 times in the head and still be able to save the president from “generic foreign terrorists”.

    I am not the target demographic, but I never understood realistic sports video games. Like why do we need MADDEN’ or FIFFA’s 100th instalment, when we have the technology to make a Mario Strikers equivalent for every sport.
    I don’t want to tackle the guy that stole the football, I want to throw a fire-breathing turtle at him and turn everything into a game of the floor is literally lava.

  • Pureevil1992

    I legit can’t wait for the generation that says things like this to die. I know the post is a joke but the original content it’s made from triggers me.

  • LordBinz

    What a fucking stupid take.

    Yeah, I enjoy playing some MilSim games, that doesnt mean I want to go out and get shot in the fucking head in real life!

  • eyes0fred

    hahaha, dont play FPS, enlist in the military to shoot real guns.

    The graphics are top notch, but level design is super boring, and I hear respawns are bugged.

  • Thor4269

    I play video games to do stuff I *can’t* do in real life

    Like having super powers or blowing stuff up or owning a home or walking

  • doofus607

    I hate when people have these views. Is it so hard to understand that games are a way for a lot of us to wind down? It’s possible to like games and succeed in life at the same time

  • Bottlehead199X

    Like fighting games? Go get punched. Like shooting games? Get shot for the government. Just like your grandpa!

  • Verge0fSilence

    >You play Call of Duty? Join the Army.

    No thanks, I would rather not sit in a freezing hole in Stalingrad, defeaned by the noise of artillery, knowing that my life could be over any minute.

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