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Some fortune cookies do have some sharp edges…
lol cookie be like bruh you high af, let ya fam get dis one
They figured if you came for wisdom from a cookie they knew your judgement was a little off.
Reddit cookie
Anyone else use the “and then you die” or “in bed” endings to all fortune cookies? Both work well here.
Hello?
Hey can u come get me. I need picked up.
Shut up cookie, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!
“You’re being a real dumb bitch right now”
My judgement might be off, but not far enough to take advice from a cookie!
Judge the cookie on misspelling judgment.
Wait… which friends should I choose to rely on? Shit…
It was right since you feel you were insulted by a cookie.
HINT: The fortune is not the cookie…
I had one years ago that just said “You are very fortunate”.
Well what if I’m a bad judge of character too, what then huh?!
This is exactly what the cookie was trying to warn you of. You see this as an insult because your judgement is off. It’s actually good advice.
Look to the cookie!
Me: *No Friends*…
Funny story: a few months ago I was in the car with my sister while we drove to a family member’s wedding, and on the drive over I basically broke down and was crying to my sister about how insecure I was feeling about my body and my looks. I literally said to her, in tears, “I just hate getting dressed up for these events, because it feels like putting lipstick on a pig.”
I eventually calmed down and went into my purse for my makeup, and I found a fortune cookie that my boyfriend had snuck into my purse ages ago as a little surprise. I had been saving it for when I felt like I really needed a sign from the universe. And so I thought, “Wow, I’m really emotionally vulnerable and feeling really ugly right now. Maybe this is when I need to open this cookie. Maybe it will bring me momentary peace.”
The fortune was, “Just because you put tap shoes on an elephant, it doesn’t mean it can dance.”
So. I understand feeling insulted by a cookie.
Some people just can’t tell the difference between advice and an insult.
What was the cookie insinuating on your last thought? That’s brassy of it. Lol I don’t think you spoke it for it to foreknow.
I once got a “Bad Luck & Misfortune Will Follow You Until The End of Your Days!”
Harsh.
I mean, they weren’t wrong… but… harsh.
I hate Fortune cookies with no fortune.
What if your judgement of friends is off?
You were looking to a cookie for advice, the cookie turned out to be correct. “Don’t look at me mate, I’m a cookie talk to your friends!”