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I laundered some money today. Where do I turn myself in?
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I laundered some money today. Where do I turn myself in?
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This threw me off and I laughed out loud at this. Thanks for that.
Now you need to Wash off your sins
I hear that the more you do it, the easier it gets.
First, I need you to send me the $5 so I can verify its authenticity, and then we can talk about turning yourself in.
Did it start out as a $10 bill?
I can help you disappear and start a new life
You need to get in touch with the gentleman who owns a small southwest chain of delicious fast-food chicken restaurants.
Username checks out
Your first mistake was not having a Danny.
1st: turn in those $5 to me
@Yourguiltypayheretofeelbetter
2nd: Launder more money
Repeat step 1
3rd: Start a pyramidscam
Repeat step 1
4th: TBD
To conceal the source of income by transferring it through an intermediary…I can’t believe what fucking nerds we are. We are looking up money laundering in the dictionary!
If you had washed the change it would be better…coins are so dirty.
When I was a kid around 8ish, I thought that this was exactly what they meant, and I had a few dollars in my pocket in pair of pants my mom washed. I thought I was going to go to prison for it.
**Dad joke jail. It’s a misdemeanor.**
That bill for sure had some booger sugar in it 🤣
If big if it was in someone else’s pocket and you are the laundry lady/man. It is now your.
When I was growing up and you left money in your pants pocket, and Mom found it (laundry lady) while cleaning out pockets before putting it in the washer it was hers.
Thanks for coming clean
A grade Dad joke!!! Gonna try it on my son