I am altering my toilet. Pray I don’t alter it any further.
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I am altering my toilet. Pray I don’t alter it any further.
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“I can’t poop”
Don’t force it
You could put a bidet on it with red LEDS. You wouldn’t really be able to see it but it’d be cool
use the force luke.
I am your farter.
Poop in a black toilet is a great disturbance in the force
Does it play the imperial march every time you take a dump? That would be awesome.
The fiber is strong with this one…
Darth Vader, Lord of the Sit.
I find your lack of toilet paper disturbing.
If only you knew the power of the Dark Flush.
Does it have a hidden feature where it removes your helmut for you? I will pass.
Darth Shitter
That’s no moon…
Similar to the Death Star, this model comes with a small hole that will explode the whole thing if you blast it hard enough.
Fart Vader
Shit Lord
Luke: What’s in there?
Yoda: Only what you take with you.
Spaceballs: the toilet
Your caption was just perfect. I can just imagine you saying this to the wife when she questions your choice of decor XD.
Ready for a force choke
Luke, i am your toilet *shits aggressively*
Title perfection.
May the flush be with you
Does it scream “NOOOOOO” as it flushes?