How my 4-year-old ate her pizza for lunch today.
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The absolute horror.
I guess your 4 years old like the toppings more then the bread
Even the pizza looks shocked
Your four year old rodent?
How to tell Im raising a psychopath.
O thank God, it’s not just my kid who does this. Starting to wonder what kind of demon I was raising.
This baby needs therapy!!
She needs to go to jail.
It’s a parent’s responsibility to pass on good eating habits to their children. What we see before us is the Domino effect of all that..
Mouse Girl got her cheese on!
Is your kid.. perhaps… an ant or a caterpillar? Lol
The parent in me says. Child ate. Fuck yes. You do you kid haha
Well technically, she ate a more than a hole piece.
She ate the good parts only
Is your child a termite?
I thought this was /r/mildlyinfuriating for a second. Relieved to see its just /r/funny lol
Maybe she is telling you “stop burning the bottom of the pizza crust “
Your child was read the hungry hungry caterpillar one too many times..
My 3 year old does this with tortilla wraps. I usually put them on my face as a mask and run around pretending I’m “Tortilla Man” or something . He loves it.
I just don’t question the mind of a toddler.
I’m an engineer that manages other engineers. Toddlers somehow surpass the twisted scape that is my own mind.
This belongs in r/PizzaCrimes
r/PizzaCrimes
Smart kid, cut out the carbs.
Meh I agree with the kid, the top 2/3 are the best and the rest is just stomach filler.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
/r/mildlyinfuriating
that’s a work of art
What?? Seriously little kid? You’re so cute to do that HAHAHA. I love pizza you should have given me that.