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Is peace still an option?
If that happends to me i will love it for the rest of my life
Well… *F a D !*
*”You look a lot different than your tinder profile”…. but hey it’s cool*
And then it just yells “Aflac” at you
> the love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly
>as I read this in front of a tombstone because the love of my life probably died before I knew her or something
No luck catching them swans then?
DON’T FUCK THE DUCK
ALWAYS be prepared to duck.
That’s the most polite way I’ve ever seen the universe say “go fuck a duck.”
Wanna duck?
the 1st 2 min I looked at this pic, I thought it was a french fry with a melted white cheese dripping off it
Got any grapes?
Duck!
He’s coming right at ya….
Oozora Subaru
such a silly goose 🥰
The sequel to “Untitled Goose Game” is looking pretty good so far…
RIP /u/fuckswithducks, your legacy will live on forever.
Edit: … or not? /u/Satinsbestfriend tells me it was incorrect info. Long live the king of rubber duck innuendo, not forgotten and apparently not gone either.
At least when you go out to eat, the bill will be covered.
https://youtu.be/EXPcBI4CJc8
Oh Garfunkel and Oates, you ladies have a song for everything!
Not quite Bruce the Goose but I’m sure Tina would still be happy
Would give it a chance. He looks nice.
Regrets ordering the duck
If you kiss that duck it turns back into your human true love (possibly a Royal that upset a gypsy.)
Anything you want. Just put it on his bill.
> Good duck* to both of you
FTFY
The love of your life is Zeus! Just be careful, he is a little rapey.
I’m just shocked it’s giving an actual fortune instead of some saying about smiling more
Especially after he told the restaurant to put her lunch on his bill….
[*Even the chinese are against me*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWrJpC8aBCI)
Well fuck a duck, there he is.
Leda? Is that you?