Found this with my grandmother’s recipes after she passed recently.
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Blow it out your ass, Grandma!
Dinner’s ready when the turkey farts.
I don’t believe you.
I’ve seen that recipe in a book before. It’s funny. Especially the 2 CUPS of popping corn lmao
That tray in the foreground tho 🤤😍
Dinner starts
When the turkey sharts
For turkey…
This isn’t one of hers lol. Funny tho.
I love that she probably typed this up herself on an old school typewriter. I inherited my grandmas recipe cards, it’s a mishmash of typed, handwritten, and box / magazine clipped recipes.
its stuffing. dressing goes on the outside, stuffing on the inside. this isnt hard to figure out. you “stuff” the birds cavity, if you know what i mean
Shes a cool grandma. Neat to have that recipe card.
That’s wild, I always use kosher salt.
Now the recipe is for turkiye they changed the name
2 onions is… it’s a lot
I don’t slow smoke ribs that long. That will be a dry ass bird.
There’s a lot of r/whoosh going on in the comments. This is r/funny not r/cooking!
Nuthin’ like Grandma’s Turkey Prolapse to kick off the holiday season
Thought I was in r/unexpected when I hit the end!
Most thanksgiving dinners blow my ass out without popcorn thanks
Beautiful. May her memory be a blessing to you!
I was mulling over “raw popcorn” till I hit the end & lmao
Think I’ll try it in a chicken.
Sorry for your loss
If you’ve ever watched the original Nunsense the musical, this is right out of Act 2.
Mother Superior is reviewing their cookbook ‘Baking with the Blessed Virgin Mary’ with Sister Hubert.
MS: “You take two cups breadcrumbs”
Hubert: “two cups breadcrumbs”
MS: “One chopped onion”
Hubert: “One chopped onion”
MS: “One cup unpopped popcorn”
Hubert: “One cup unpopped popcorn”
MS: “you shove all the ingredients into the turkey”
Hubert: “shove all the ingredients in…”
MS: “shove the turkey in a 400 degree oven”
Hubert: “shove the turkey in the oven…”
MS: “and when its ass blows off, its done…”
Hubert: “And when…. ***surprised Pikachu face***
Somebody please make this and show us. Pleeeease. Pretty please.
So let us know. Grandma would love you making it.
The movie, The Great Outdoors, Blow it out your ass… No one’s blowing anything out of there ass.
You know somebody is going to try this out.
Granny knew the secret to a good a turkey! Hot damn.
You suppose to guard the family recipe. Specially the one that involves popcorn farts.
This lowkey sounds fire.
Dinners ready when the turkey farts
I’m curious to know if it actually works.
My Grandma also had a copy of this recipe. She thought it was hilarious.
There are going to be hundreds of YouTube videos of people trying this recipe at thanksgiving. I can’t wait for the chaos.
Absolutely hate to be that guy, but for anybody who would try doing this, it would never work. Every last bit of moisture would have to be driven out of the turkey before you could possibly get the kernels hot enough to pop.
Sorry for the disappointment. Just don’t want people ruining Thanksgiving because they saw something on Reddit.
That’s made with a Royal portable with Vogue font. Very sought after, art deco fun! Love the recipe. Ha