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he wants the country dairy full cream milk from western australia
Just supervisin’
He needs some milk!
All condiment prob been there for 6 – 200 months?
Try a pug chow pit bull that just tries to walk into the fridge. Like no big deal.
How can you say no to that face
At first I had only scrolled the picture up part way. I spent way too long examining the label on your milk trying to figure out what was supposed to be funny.
Then when I scrolled up and saw the bottom of the picture it was even funnier.
Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you
Oh, can’t you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take?
Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Since you’ve gone, I’ve been lost without a trace
I dream at night, I can only see your face
I look around, but it’s you I can’t replace
I feel so cold, and I long for your embrace
I keep crying, baby, baby please
Oh, can’t you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take?
Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Every move you make
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
(Every breath you take)
(Every move you make)
(Every bond you break)
(Every step you take) I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
whoo, hoo
(Every game you play)
(Every night you stay) I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
(Every single day)
(Every word you say)
(Every game you play)
(Every night you stay) I’ll be watching you
Edit: Reddit is the formatting asshole, I submitted it linearly like the song lyrics are listed…
The chance of something droping out of it is not entirely nill … dogs know for sure what ‘by chance’ means.
“For me?”
He calls it the “trickle down” theory. He just hopes some of the food would trickle down on the floor…
I agree – that cow is SCARY!!! 😂😁😇😜
aw geez… the milk is here again.
I’m glad to see you’re not engaging in the yeast dairy fetish the freaks over at r/futurology are.
As a fellow Western Australian, please tell me you don’t keep soy sauce in the fridge….
So….what are we having?
Clean up crew is ready for action!
I have five foster kittens running around my house right now. Every time I open the fridge, at least one tries to climb in.
Someone could break into the house but as soon as the bag gets opened…
What’s so funny about a jug of milk?
He’s just trying to give you a blowjob.
I hate the smell of eggs.
Do you have a better Fridge than I’ve ever had? I’ve never been able to keep milk in the door. It goes bad much quicker. Back of the fridge is always colder and gets the milk.
Hoisin sauce, oyster sauce
What is full cream?
If that’s where your mind goes every time you open your fridge…
Means your, porn vs cooking for yourself ratio is way out of whack
There’s two lessons here;
1. Start cooking for yourself more (or watch less porn but who wants to do that)
2. Move the dairy shit off of the fridge door, refrigerator doors are not meant for things that expire easily as they are the warmest part of your refrigerator (due to the opening and shutting)
Whatchoo doin in there?
Had a kitten that would lay in front of the vent at the base in front of the freezer side. She was small enough that I could just open it and it would pass over her. She seemed puzzled. Then she got big enough that the door would kinda brush her a little and she again would seem puzzled every time. Now she’s just fat and has to move if I want ice.
Chuck him a chop
well, it smells good in there
It appears you have two maple syrups