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Yeah, it’s been posted before. Still kinda funny though.
I hate that it’s true!😂
#priorities
I still don’t see the ketchup..
I read once that men’s vision is based on movement. Which as a man explains a lot lol.
Fucking clockwork elves hate me, always stealing anything I look for until their favorite person, my girl, goes and looks. I’ve had the fridge open, staring at it, not finding something, girl comes, reaches her hand into the fridge, reality distorts in my vision and the item appears into her grip.
Fucking clockwork elves.
When that ketchup takes a pot shot at me, I’ll see it too.
Don’t see the ketchup. Must also be in the building 400 yards out past the trees.
Every time this meme gets posted it makes me mad. The bottom quote is not at all a good call out. Which trees? Which direction? Which floor?
Ketchup? Son this is a hotsauce house get that sh!t outta here.
“Don’t know if that’s been posted before”
Did YOU make the meme? If not, you know damn well it’s been posted before…
If only the fridge came with a HUD…
I’m not an expert or a scientist but I remember reading somewhere that Men’s eyes are actually like, evolutionarily trained to see smaller movements and quick changes in vision cuz of our Hunter background. Like hunting little rabbits in the woods but its that sniper 400 yards out past the trees.
Hey!! I resemble (I mean resent) this meme!!
Men bad
I checked and that shelf is fucking empty what do you mean the ketchup is right there
The ketchup keeps moving, the sniper camps and stays put, like a good little target
My dad can’t find the mustard right there in the fridge door frame, but he can spot a dropped ratchet or screwdriver on the interstate from three exits away and calculate his approach on how to retrieve it without interrupting the flow of traffic.
40hp on long falling back.
Ketchup does put red on my display to show where it is coming from hmm
Ketchup bottle doesn’t glint
Thank you for showing our strengths and weaknesses! Lol
If it doesn’t move, I can’t see it
It has, alot.
I’m a guy and only notices the enemy when they are 1 metre away
I still don’t see the ketcherp
I feel attacked.
By the ketchup.
dont think this has been posted this hour
If you didn’t make it, it’s been posted before.
I don’t get it, where is the ketchup bottle?
I couldn’t see the ketchup at first and was so confused lol
r/pointlesslygendered?
As a guy, i agree
I call the fridge reference teen blindness because you see a fridge full of food but can’t find anything to eat.
If the ketchup were shooting at me, I’d be damned good at finding it too.