Ahh yes, Phalanx, the SNES game with the weird but utterly fascinating box art that made everyone wonder what hillbillies and starfighters had in common.
OP should get credit for finding a relatively original old 90s ad and not just repeating the same handful we always see. I know y’all like that one with the girl tied to the bed, but it gets reposted every week. Seriously.
Frankenstein monster about to get handsy like your uncle
Ironically, marketing departments also said “bone voyage” to this style of advertising–kinda dig the vibe of the description afterwards tho, ngl lol
Ahh yes, Phalanx, the SNES game with the weird but utterly fascinating box art that made everyone wonder what hillbillies and starfighters had in common.
Shawiiiing
The one who wrote that have a nice sense of humor.
Rated: … for no ratings yet.
John Romero made me a promise many years ago in just such an add. I still haven’t been made his b*tch and I’m disappointed.
This game was hard, but good music.
That’s all I remember.
The 90s was the pinnacle of insane videogame advertising
That’s right up there with the Bust-a-Nut Corn Nut commercial.
For the uninitiated:
https://youtu.be/dS18jHMmhAI
OP should get credit for finding a relatively original old 90s ad and not just repeating the same handful we always see. I know y’all like that one with the girl tied to the bed, but it gets reposted every week. Seriously.
Get a monster bonerrrrrrrrrrrr
buy me bonestorm or go to hell
i HAD THIS GAME AS MY FIRST gAMEBOY GAME. i WAS 4, IT MADE ME CRY.