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Classic!
… Yungin’ you have it easy. Back in the days we had to lug a punchcard machine over to tune the steam engine…
Is this real?
Dear car,
I hereby formally request that you perform in a respectable capacity comparable to that which you were originally designed. As per my previous correspondence, you will do well to remind yourself of the duties and responsibilities as outlined in your bill of sale. If you are unable to maintain your station in a proper fashion, you may wish to familiarize yourself with alternative endeavours.
Regards,
Management
Feeeeeeek and not funny
They didn’t use typewriters to tune cars in the old days. They used tuning forks, obviously. I believe that particular model of car was a B♭.
SHIFT! SHIFT properly damnitt!
Flathead screwdriver was the tool of choice for tuning.
Wasn’t it soon after that they went to electric typewriters?
This is a fake, staged shot. How can they expect to tune without carbon paper?
As a person that knows next to nothing about cars, it took me way too long to realize it was fake.
Thanks for this. I laughed my ass off.
He’s playing the bugpipes.
I sometimes wish I could be half as funny as people like this. Brilliant.
Thats a nice porsche
That’s a Porsche, you’re supposed to use an Enigma machine to access the special features.
😐
Last known photograph of Andy Rooney.
Dear H4 and Points Ignition,
This letter is served upon due to “frequent finickyness” and “constant need of 10mm wrench”.
If you do not cease the aforementioned activity(ies) a lawsuit will be commenced against you.
You will receive another warning letter. If you do not confirm in writing by the 1st day of October, 2022, that you will cease violating our agreement a lawsuit will be commenced immediately.
Sincerely,
Vintage Car Owner
Oh shit, I just got smoked by a guy with a typewriter in his car
“`
If(key==TRUE){
speaker.SpeakAsync(“OohoohoohooachooWroom”);
startengine(1);
}
else {
playdead(1);
}
return 0;
//Programmed in FordRun
“`
That’s not car tuning, *[this](https://voicecnc.com/uploads/3/4/8/6/34864213/5882565_orig.jpg)* is car tuning.
>!This joke doesn’t work as well in text.!<
Oh shit, I just got smoked by a guy with a typewriter in his car
Car-tooning
That’s a fine looking Royal KMG you have there
I actually know how to set the ignition timing for this vehicle using only a 10mm socket driver, screwdriver, and piece of aluminum foil
My dad used to tune his carburetor by removing the hood, driving the car onto some train tracks after deflating his tires enough that they would wrap around the rails, then get the car going as fast as he could in top gear. He would then climb out the window and adjust the carburator as he sped down the tracks until he found the fuel/air mix that got the highest revs in top gear.
Just bad if you have a typo..
The good old ODBC -2 interface
I laughed way too hard at this
Much simpler times, back when you could just press E to fix the engine, T to fix the tires, and so on.
😅😅😅😂😂😂
r/donutmedia might have some input here…