Captain Planet’s Bizarro version named Captain Pollution
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Captain Planet’s Bizarro version named Captain Pollution
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Deforestation, not deportation. Had to rewind it a couple of times.
Where is pollution’s version of heart
They missed a chance to call him Major Pollution.
Captain Planet isn’t real but his villains are.
Smog guy looks Indian.
Polluticorn is the true arch nemesis
Tucksick!
Woah, holy FUCK! That lady has the fucking HATE ring. I’d say that’s just a wee smidge overpowered. Don’t need to summon a crazy evil super being when you can just incite HATE with your ring. Move the FUCK over, Sauron. There’s a new bad bitch in town.
Still disappointed after a decade plus of superhero movies, we never got a gritty Captain Planet live action film.
I like how the five are each pretty intimidating in some way, but then Captain Pollution himself is just a surfer brah
Plastic!
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he’s covered in shit
This was actually a fun story arch, seeing Captain Planet sort of meet his match.
When did The Thing switch sides?
Should have been an old white dude in a million dollar suit, gold bracelets on his wrists and marble sized diamond rings on his fingers, driving a Bugatti.
Super radiation, as opposed to radiation that is not super. I also love later in this episode where Captain Planet fucking tortures Captain Pollution by dragging him through magma in the Earth’s core.
Captain pollution sounds like he surfs.
De-Port-Tation!
That bluntly delivered “HATE” That one got me.
You better watch yourself son, or I’ll frittata you
Should be a white old man.
This was a two part episode I think, pretty big stuff back then since we didn’t have streaming and had to be there at the right time when the show would go over the airwaves.
Why didn’t Captain Planet fight real environmental villains, like Exxon or Union Carbide?
But they were all deceived for another ring was forged in secret
Just Oil Company CEO, really
I still can’t believe the flattop mullet never caught on. It’s the ultimate hairstyle!
Uncle Ruckus
I don’t think it was intention of the show but I had a crush on the last lady
Paint?
hate was looking kinda hot; pollution sounds like he probably got this delayed callback as a consolation
Should been captain capitalism
Captain Republican!
I loved this episode. Having the acid ring would’ve been awesome.