As not all that much higher than 5 feet myself, and having slipped on ice and bapped the back of my head on the ground like that, it’s pretty incapacitating.
And no one comes to her aid. She’s out there alone in the outback monkeying around for social media. She’s fortunate she didn’t break her neck or back, and have to lie there while the bull ants made sport of her.
So many idiots use trees for exercise equipment. Anyone who works with trees knows eucalyptus drop branches on the regular and especially in summer.
After running the fuck away from falling trees more than once in my career, and getting my car crushed by a tree I’d just recommend leaving them alone. Don’t climb, or hang from them especially the inviting ones that have leaning trunks. Heavily pruned trees have weak branch attachments and unless you know a lot about trees it’s not worth the risk.
Back in the nineties it was unusual for many women to be muscly and because of that, I got a lot of competitive attention from some men.
One night in a pub garden, a guy would not stop trying to get me to show some feat of strength to ‘prove’ myself.
We were in a bit of an alley of the pub (an old Victorian one) and just above our heads is a somewhat rusted bar that ran the length of the two alley walls.
He challenged me to do pull ups with it.
After much goading because I refused to touch the bar – I told him that if it could take his much bigger frame, I would do it.
So, he grabs the bar, pulls himself up and into a hanging ‘L sit’ and the rusty bar immeadlty snapped; he plummeted arse first to the concrete ground and fractured his tail bone.
He could have just enjoyed his pint and got on with his night. Instead, he wanted to try to humiliate someone and ended up with a cracked rear end.
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Double ouch
r/FullShrimp
For some reason, maybe the location, I expected a leopard to come attack her in her vulnerable state.
Natures way of fighting back
Gravity – 1 Fitness Girl – 0
You win this round, tree.
Don’t they teach physics in school anymore?
Don’t do things that might break trees.
So she ended up hitting her head on the ground and kicking herself in the head. 2 hit combo. Lesson here: leave the tree alone.
Attenborough voice: The deadly Saharan tree
That was a solid 5-foot drop.
As not all that much higher than 5 feet myself, and having slipped on ice and bapped the back of my head on the ground like that, it’s pretty incapacitating.
Woman: You think you’re tough, tree?
Tree: Fuck around and find out.
Good.
Don’t abuse trees by trying to show off your little skills
I feel bad for that branch having died in such humiliating fashion
And no one comes to her aid. She’s out there alone in the outback monkeying around for social media. She’s fortunate she didn’t break her neck or back, and have to lie there while the bull ants made sport of her.
What was the end goal here btw
That hollow sounding donk was so satisfying.
That tree just went “nah uh, I don’t think so”
Nature said: Not today Colonizer!
So many idiots use trees for exercise equipment. Anyone who works with trees knows eucalyptus drop branches on the regular and especially in summer.
After running the fuck away from falling trees more than once in my career, and getting my car crushed by a tree I’d just recommend leaving them alone. Don’t climb, or hang from them especially the inviting ones that have leaning trunks. Heavily pruned trees have weak branch attachments and unless you know a lot about trees it’s not worth the risk.
“My neck. My back. My pussy and my crack.”
She deserved it. That’s obviously an arid environment and she just ripped an entire limb off of that tree.
I’m not sure I’d call this funny. That looks like it really hurt 🙁
Never trust a gumtree
Tree has been minding it’s own business for 100 years but gets its arm torn off for a TikTok video. Nice…
idiot deserved it.. I hate people vandalizing and destroying nature for stupid tik tok instagram shit
That tree was like, “get the fuc< off me b*tch”
I want this to be its own sup. Fitness gram people doing stupid unnecessary things and getting “slightly” injured. A new fetish was born today
Is anyone going to mention how this chick just destroyed part of that tree for tik tok yoga videos? Humans are so entitled.
There’s a reason Eucalyptus trees are nicknamed Widowmakers.
This isn’t funny at all
What branch of gymnastics is that?
Back in the nineties it was unusual for many women to be muscly and because of that, I got a lot of competitive attention from some men.
One night in a pub garden, a guy would not stop trying to get me to show some feat of strength to ‘prove’ myself.
We were in a bit of an alley of the pub (an old Victorian one) and just above our heads is a somewhat rusted bar that ran the length of the two alley walls.
He challenged me to do pull ups with it.
After much goading because I refused to touch the bar – I told him that if it could take his much bigger frame, I would do it.
So, he grabs the bar, pulls himself up and into a hanging ‘L sit’ and the rusty bar immeadlty snapped; he plummeted arse first to the concrete ground and fractured his tail bone.
He could have just enjoyed his pint and got on with his night. Instead, he wanted to try to humiliate someone and ended up with a cracked rear end.
I’m happy I preceded this generation. Not having to create content for social media was a freedom they will never know.
I demand to talk to the branch manager!
Man, it is so sad to see that in today’s economy that dancers can not afford a practice pole for the home.
Not funny
My favorite part is that a can of soda or a camera or something falls out of the tree and hits her in the face =D
notice how using a tripod gives you a nice steady picture?
Yow. It looks like she sprained her snootch.
Hey, the ground broke her fall perfectly!