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All hell is going to break loose in my house in an hour.


All hell is going to break loose in my house in an hour.



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  • Swimming_Space_8314

    Saw Bambi in the theater as a kid. Wouldn’t remember at all but my mom reminds me sometimes how we didn’t finish the movie because I apparently lost my shit and was inconsolable

  • IamfromSpace

    As a child, my dad told me that she was hit with a tranquilizer and taken to the zoo. I almost interrupted a discussion about the movie in 4th grade to volunteer this fact when it finally clicked.

  • red4jjdrums5

    I have watched this movie over 50 times in less than a month. My 2yr old daughter loves it, and only goes “no Bambi mom!” when she’s killed. However, this is the same one who wanted to pet a deer carcass and said “it’s so cute” when we finished skinning it. She just apparently loves deer, no matter what.

  • slashfromgunsnroses

    Try the astrid lindgreen film “brothers lionheart”.

    first the brother dies of tuberculosis but dont worry, the other brother wont miss him long cause he dies also.

    then they go to some fantasy world… and die again just for good measure

    Fucking rekt

  • GreatLakesAerial

    Why do children’s movie writers insist on always killing off a parent? This is a child’s absolute worst nightmare.

    I really don’t get why this is a theme in so many children’s stories.

  • Sufficient-Pin-481

    I’m over 50 and still won’t watch any movie where a dog dies except John Wick because he kills everyone associated with the act.

  • NNewt84

    Is it weird that I didn’t even know the mother got shot?

    Oh, and in case you’re wondering, “What about the gunshot sound?” I thought it was part of the score.

  • ghutterbabe

    Haha yeah i did that with my nibblings and forgot about how it ended..they really wanted to finish it. They did but in tears. Le’ sigh.

  • qwerty4007

    As if Bambi is the only Classic Disney movie that violently kills someone. I can think of maybe one or two that DON’T either imply or directly indicate that someone was killed – usually in a brutal way. These are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

    * Bambi – Mother dear is shot by hunter.
    * Snow White – Witch falls off of a cliff after the dwarves corner her.
    * The Little Mermaid – Ursula is impaled by the stem of a ship. (Bonus: The Chef delighting in killing creatures for his meals.)
    * Beauty and the Beast – No one fights like Gaton! No one cheats like Gaston. No one falters, and tumbles, and splats like Gaston!
    * Aladdin – That guy Jafar sends into the cave gets crushed by sand.
    * Cinderella – Her dad dies while away.
    * Lady and the Tramp – Nutsy is put down.
    * Sleeping Beauty – Malificent is stabbed in the chest with a sword while in Dragon form.
    * The Princess and the Frog – Her dad died in an unexplained way.
    * The Lion King – Mufasa is trampled to death. (Bonus for Scar being ripped apart by the hyenas.)
    * Alice in Wonderland – Off with their heads!!!
    * Tarzan – Holy hell! The villain is violently hung by a vine after falling a great distance. You can see the shadow of his limp body.

    Honorable Mentions (nobody dies, but…)

    * Peter Pan – Captain Hook is only chased by the crocodile at the end of the film, but could have easily been killed off screen. His hand was ripped off and eaten by the croc as the story states.
    * 101 Dalmatians – Cruella De Vil wants to skin all of the dalmatians to make a coat.
    * Pinocchio – Pinocchio dies by drowning (not sure how, he’s made of wood), but like Jesus, he gets better.

  • HollysaurusRex26

    I’m 37 and have still never seen this movie. I was allowed to watch movies like Nightmare on Elm Street, but Bambi was a hard no.

  • ernestomarord

    One time my daughter, nice, and nephew asked me what my favorite Disney character was. I said, the hunter that killed Babi’s mom. My sister wasn’t too happy about the answer.

  • wiing_qveen666

    An hour?? Doesn’t the mother die in the first few minutes of the movie? Cause that’s what sets off the whole storyline so the top photo was taken after that already happened

    Edit: or am I totally trippin and I don’t remember the order of this movie lololol

  • minimagess

    Watching Ice Age, forgot which one.. the one with dinosaurs? Anyways they get eaten by a giant plant and when their first attempt to escape fails and they admit defeat, my kid stood up on his seat and let out a blood curdling NOOOO!

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